Pretty Fly (For A Wisp Guy)

Nexus Clash parody lyrics rewrite of Pretty Fly (For A White Guy). Which is kind of a joking song anyway? Oh well. Link to the original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzY2Qcu5i2A

Inspired by whoever wrote "TTHSK is pretty fly, for a wisp guy!" in the AYS stronghold (which I'm pretty sure was Don "Magic" Juan).

Getting greater justice goin'
OOOoooOOO I'm spooky, AAH AAH, AAH AAH
OOOoooOOO I'm spooky, AAH AAH, AAH AAH
OOOoooOOO I'm spooky, AAH AAH, AAH AAH
And all the players say I'm pretty fly for a wisp guy
One and two three four five seven seven six

You know its kinda hard just (pause) to do a raid today
My damage is quite low, and forts are tough but hey
I am a conduit and(pause) I don't do alchemy
But when you can't hit stuff, I enchant 'lectricity

So don't just wait, 'chanting's great
You know I don't do much other stuff anyway
I even the field, so y'all kick ass
Take off all zig, take off all zig
And if you break gear, dont't hand it here
I can't fix it so you'll have to bribe pimp with a beer
The game needs conduits
Hey, hey, make some elec' bows!

OOOoooOOO I'm spooky, AAH AAH, AAH AAH
OOOoooOOO I'm spooky, AAH AAH, AAH AAH
OOOoooOOO I'm spooky, AAH AAH, AAH AAH
And all the players say I'm pretty fly for a wisp guy

We tried to portal, to (pause) the depths of Gehenna
But I didn't have one so we went to mid-Valhalla
Now wisping round the map to try to find someone's stronghold
But if nothing's close, the bloody raid is gonna fold!

So don't just wait, 'port'lin's great
You know I don't do much other stuff anyway
I even the field, so y'all kick ass
Take off all zig, take off all zig
And if you break gear, dont't hand it here
I can't fix it so you'll have to bribe pimp with a beer
The game loves conduits
Hey, hey, portal us around!

Now I'm making dodge armour yeah, it's pretty sweet stuff
Goes to thirty percent, but my mana's not enough
I need fifty to do full and I'm not there yet
But when I level we'll be, we'll be safe and set

OOOoooOOO I'm spooky, AAH AAH, AAH AAH
OOOoooOOO I'm spooky, AAH AAH, AAH AAH
OOOoooOOO I'm spooky, AAH AAH, AAH AAH
One and two three four five seven seven six

So don't just wait, 'chanting's great
You know I don't do much other stuff anyway
I even the field, so y'all kick ass
Take off all zig, take off all zig
And if you break gear, dont't hand it here
I can't fix it so you'll have to bribe pimp with a beer
The game needs conduits
The game loves conduits
Let's get some more conduits
Hey, hey, make some cool dodge gear!