Memo
FROM: Evan Everett
TO: FIRM.SPECIAL_SPECIAL
SUBJECT: Limits of a Joke
Every now and then, we send these sarcastic, joke emails to each other. If you don’t know what’s going on (what’s really going on) they mean nothing to you, but if you do, they can be pretty funny. Once in a while one reaches the wrong people, and confuses them, but it’s not those this is about.
Recently, someone sent out an email that read “Here at the Meander Corporation, even the secretaries are monsters!”
This was mostly a reference to Miranda, of course, although also to the few tainted who play at being secretaries for some of the board. Miranda was angry about it, mostly because it was sent to the whole firm (including her), and she got a lot of crap about it from the ordinary workers.
She doesn’t like being called a monster. She has two necromantic tentacles attached to her back, but she’s human, mentally. This makes it one hell of a sore point for her. It might be that she just doesn’t like it, or that she has to try and believe that she isn’t a monster to keep herself sane.
Regardless, don’t make fun of her if you value your life. Firstl, she knows that if you know about the tentacles, you know about everything, and your death will be both easy to cover up and that you will not be much missed. Secondly, those tentacles make her incredibly deadly if she can get close to you. And, since she’s (unsurprisingly, since she agreed to work for us after what we did to her) a cunning, immoral bitch, you won’t know that she’s even angry until she offs you.
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