There was an attempt to make a "Midwel Album". It might happen in some manner, if the some of the songs get recorded (a couple were, sort of, played). I wrote a bunch of lyrics (below) and made the image above as a tentative 'cover'. I seem to remember that most of the lyrics were awful, but I'm going to stick them all below anyway (with a brief check for strange comments that I tend to make).
These were written (and the image made) in late 2010. I don't actually remember if I wrote all of these, but since they're for my silly project I don't think anyone will mind. Madam T. is technically meant to be Miranda.
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Ghoul Rapper the Rapper - GHOUL'S DELIGHT (Rapcore)
I'm hunting you down,
and you turn to fight,
afraid of the dark,
yet fighting tonight.
You're armed, I'm not,
it seems pretty fair,
'course I'm a monster,
ready to rend and tear.
CHORUS:
We hunt you down, all through the night,
of your sweet flesh, we crave a bite,
So run real fast, and travel light,
or someday soon you'll be a ghoul's delight!
Machete high,
you raise my ire,
I'm gunna dodge you,
until you tire.
I dodge each swing,
and twist and bend.
But one lucky swipe,
my neck you rend.
(chorus)
You cut off my head,
watch as it falls,
yet the body keeps moving,
your stupid mind stalls.
See I ain't the brain,
least not any more,
I am the magic that drives,
the body's encore.
(chorus x2)
Hahahahahahahaaaaa...
Ghoul Rapper the Rapper - Bad Time Story (Blues)
I was borne four-fifty years ago,
Give or take a bit, y'know,
Those like me who've been 'round this long,
Tend to get half of the bloody dates wrong.
In the time I've lived I've seen a lot,
And likely more that I forgot,
But I'm here today to speak of ill,
The good ol' times when blood did spill.
So, alright. This one time, I killed a man.
Killed his family, too.
Then I killed, well, I killed some other people.
Doesn't really sound too bad, right?
You've seen worse on the TV box.
But think about it. Honestly. Something that you stab - fight - kill; it doesn't stop.
Just kills you all. Eats you. Imagine you were there.
Not exactly the sort of experience you really want, is it?
I do that on a fucking good Sunday night out.
Doesn't make me tough - being an old ghoul makes me tough.
No; it just makes me a monster. Ain't that fucking grand.
So, think about what I spout,
Is it good when you think it out?
Honestly I kill and murder and maim,
Only a psycho would see it as a game.
Now I'm not here to teach a lesson,
But maybe just to make you question,
The truths you think you know inside,
The times later that you wished you cried.
(musical interlude)
Okay, so maybe you've had time to think,
Mind a tickin' and face flushed pink,
Hopefully not sad, just a little embarassed,
'bout what you said this night or last.
Life ain't a joke - and some things, man,
Just don't make fun of them if you can,
The horror some see, or experience,
Is the least joking matter in existence.
Blood Blood And More Blood - From the Shadows Rise (Death Metal)
We emerge from the night, the unknown doom,
Covering this world in dark and gloom,
No hope, and no-one to save the day,
We'll gunna kill you all, and so we say,
We, are, the, dead.
All of our blood is already bled.
Unkillable, unstoppable, and ready to kill,
We're out for murder and we'll take our fill.
Slowly, slowly, the shadow expands,
Crossing and covering all the lands,
Everywhere that mankind once was,
There will only be death, and why? Because,
We, are, the, dead.
All of our blood is already bled.
Unkillable, unstoppable, and ready to kill,
We're out for murder and we'll take our fill.
Carve them all up, leave no survivors,
Kill all those wannabe McGyvers,
A trail of blood behind us follows,
And as we march screamed between swallows,
We, are, the, dead.
All of our blood is already bled.
Unkillable, unstoppable, and ready to kill,
We're out for murder and we'll take our fill.
We, are, the, dead.
All of our blood is already bled.
Unkillable, unstoppable, and ready to kill,
We're out for murder and we'll take our fill.
??? - ??? (???)
Bleeding, eating, delicious flesh.
Madam T. - Storytime (Pop)
... I'm not actually dead, but whatever.
So let me tell you a story children, of the monsters in the dark,
of those who are not living, of a contrast with you stark,
You will not notice as we come, emerging from your fears,
And as you die we shall not care, consuming despite your tears.
Darkness, Blackness, It's all that we are,
You might not agree but you've seen so far,
Ghouls and vampires [aside] (of many a type!),
Necromancers and zombies (that are quite ripe!),
Blackwings and abominations,
Spiritual communications,
Evisceration, desecration,
And all without an explanation!
To tell you why may be to go too far,
But I guess I can - though minds will scar,
The entire world we'll bring to a stop,
Build a new one up - with us on top!
Now let me just say children - this is not nice of us,
But unfortunately, there is not much to discuss,
We can eliminate you all, with time to spare,
For us to all hide, from the sun's bright glare!
So from here on in, you should all fear,
As the end for you all, is so very near!
'Cause the entire world we'll bring to a stop,
Build a new one up - with us on top!
Yeah the entire world we'll bring to a stop,
Build a new one up - with us on top!
Madam T. - History Lesson (Hip Hop)
I was at work the other day -
stop, I'll start earlier, anyway,
Something terrible was done to me,
Quite obvious if you'd look and see,
Hidable, in public, but that won't do it,
Get too close and they'll see through it.
But that's in the past, they paid me off,
The moral amongst you may now scoff,
I got a good deal, and it's better than death.
(pause). Alright.
So I was at work the other day,
Minding my own business, as they say,
Something big went down, and I was in,
Consequence of the terrible thing,
So someone wandered down real scared,
Gun at the ready, his anger flared,
I revealed my weapons worried at the sound,
He shot first and I spun around.
I said "don't worry, I don't like to kill",
But he aimed his gun as I stood still,
It jammed and that saved my life,
Pierced him through, remembered his wife.
I didn't care anymore.
Monster he cried, and so he died.
For a while to myself I lied.
Said "I was just angry" "I was just pissed",
But right then I choose how I'd exist.
I chose the fell side of the divide,
And since that day I've never cried.
Blood Blood And More Blood - Shadowburst (Death Metal)
And up bubbles the darkness from inside,
oh but if you hadn't lied,
if the truth you had not denied,
that you were infected with what you despised,
if perhaps you had just realised...
But no! You're dead! Heart just stopped!
Now, no more alive, your mind, within the hive,
Overrun, overwhelmed, and overpowered,
Serve the great mind, grand and true,
A mindless servant only, no more you.
Slaughter for years, servants of fear,
Take their ears, bring ends near,
Cut them all, and make them bleed,
See them fall, it's what we need.
This mind of ours that we all share,
Is the fellest of the foul without a care,
They hope and plead for just a scare,
But we drag them back unto our lair,
Then more of us - no longer rare.
Our black winged army takes to the sky,
And before our force all shall soon die,
We take to the air and all do fly,
A large black cloud the fearful spy,
They hug their families and say goodbye.
Slaughter for years, servants of fear,
Take their ears, bring ends near,
Cut them all, and make them bleed,
See them fall, it's what we need.
Really Bad Sounds - Mm-mm (Techno)
Ping, pop, ping, pop, blood, drop, blood, drop.
Kill, kill, kill. Kill, kill, kill.
Spill, spill, spill. Spill, spill, spill.
[[then probably loop for a while...]]
Dead Kiddie Chorus - Doom for Man (Ominous Latin Chanting)
Let them flee before us,,
and die at our feet,,
heads torn from shoulders,
limbs rent and bloodied.
And we shall not cease,
nor shall we stop,
until all lay dead,
and none still move.
The children who once lived,,
but now are dead,
yet move still,
bring your doom to you.
For we are the demons,
the undead,, the horrors,
that you fear and flee,,
and we shall end you all.
No man shall live,,
where we have went forth,,
and all will be empty,
and dark will fall..
[or the worst latin ever, heh]
Fugiant ante nos,
et mori pedibus,
rapta caput scapulis,
discissos artus cruentatus.
Et non desinam,
nos non desinis,
donec omnis iacet,
et non adhuc moveri.
Liberis habitastis,
nunc defuncti,
tamen moventur etiam,
fata fer vobis.
Nam daemones,
immortuos, exempla,
quod timeas fugite,
et desinet omnibus vobis.
Nemo vivet,
in quibus exiit,
et omnes et vacua,
obscuraque cadent.
Rage in our Thoughts - Adrenaline Howls (??? Metal)
(some sort of screaming roar)
With the cursed blood pumping in our veins,
Fur all over and long haired manes.
We run and howl all through the night,
Slaughtering all whether they run or fight.
An awful swarm under the moon's light,
Rampaging terror, a terrible blight,
We sweep over the land and leave death behind,
None remain where we go except our kind.
Howling and rending,
Ripping and tearing,
Bringing an ending,
And insides baring.
(loud howl)
Bloody remains in a trail behind us,
Those who find them may make a fuss,
But soon enough they'll be dead too,
And after that, we'll come for you.
No hope at all when you're our prey,
Though you hide at night and run by day,
We'll catch you and carve you up,
Blood on walls and mercy? Nup.
Howling and rending,
Ripping and tearing,
Bringing an ending,
And insides baring.
Ghoul Rapper the Rapper - Dealt With (??? something slower)
Like angels from the sky they came,
Spiraling down on pitch black wings.
Obscuring the sky they came,
A force to end our lives.
They carried weapons of all sorts,
And forced us to surrender,
Though prisoner my only thoughts,
Were of my hidden knives.
They kept guards watching carefully,
Eyes on our every move.
They infected all eventually,
It's funny how man strives.
When sick and dying in such pain,
Each still fought to live,
But in the end too much a drain,
And so ended many lives.
What hope was held was then no more,
For all the minds were one,
No more free will, that awful flaw,
Their minds were joined in hives.
For my part, of course, I live,
More or less, I guess,
For me there was no life to give,
The already dead, survives.
I made a deal with all of them,
To keep my fell existence,
I would help them to condemn,
Scores more to undead lives.

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